Cars and racing
The Stonk Speedway
A go-kart circuit next to the casino. Drive it for free, drift for the board, line up a Quick Race with friends, or put up a buy-in and race a tournament for the pot.
- Free to drive
- Phones too
- Up to 16 on a track
The circuit
Karts, drifts and boost pads
Walk in through the Speedway's gate in the city, or open the Speedway from the top bar. It plays on a phone too, with touch controls.
Three ways to drive
Free drive, Quick Races, tournaments
Free drive
Spawn on the open track with up to 16 karts and just drive. Every lap and drift combo you set goes to the boards. Press G for ghost mode.
Quick Races
Free races of 1 to 10 laps, up to 16 racers. Join the next public one, or make a private one and share its code. First home wins.
Tournaments
Put up a buy-in from $0.10 to $10, race for the pot, top three paid.
The keys
Kart controls
The same drift as a city car: hop, hold, let go for the boost.
- AccelerateW↑
- Brake, then reverseS↓
- Steer (or ← →)AD
- Hop into a drift; let go to boostSpace
- Respawn on the trackR
- HonkH
- Hold to look backQ
- Ghost mode (free drive)G
- Show or hide the minimapM
Quick Races
Race your friends, free
01Press Race
Pick Quick race for the next public lobby, Private race for your own, or type a friend's code. Stopping by the pits asks too.02Line up
With two or more in, a countdown runs; the host picks the laps and can start at once. Alone, practise against the clock.03Lights out
Your place, the gap ahead and your lap times on the dash. Once the leader is home the rest have 30 seconds. Then Race again.
Tournaments
Lap tournaments for a pot
Public, or private by a code. Up to 16 drivers; the laps are timed by the server, never your screen.
| Question | RACE · LAPS | BEST LAP · TIME |
|---|---|---|
| What decides it | The order home after 3, 5 or 10 laps | Each driver's best single lap in the window |
| The start | Everyone on the grid, lights out together | Drive whenever you like in the window |
| How long | Until the laps are done | A window of 5 minutes to 30 minutes |
The boards
Best lap and best drift
Four top tens on the track and its pits' screen: today's best lap and drift combo, and the best ever.
| Question | Best lap | Best drift combo |
|---|---|---|
| Today (UTC) | ✓Top ten | ✓Top ten |
| All time | ✓Top ten | ✓Top ten |
| Signed out | ✕Laps aren't recorded | ✕Not recorded |
Fair laps
Laps the server can vouch for
- The server follows every kart through the timing gates: a lap counts only if you passed every gate in order.
- It knows how fast a real kart can go. A lap quicker than that costs the difference as a penalty, and one far too quick is thrown out. Nothing under 18 seconds ever counts.
- Ghost mode changes nobody's speed: it only takes the traffic away.
Your kart
Twelve colours
Pick your kart's colour on the track. Everyone sees it.
- Stonk Red
- Tangerine
- Gold
- Lime
- Mint
- Teal
- Sky
- Cobalt
- Violet
- Neon Pink
- Pearl
- Midnight